Monday, November 27, 2006

My Peace Plan, or Free All the Palestinians NOW!

Ok folks, long awaited is my "peace plan"..

Israel will do the following:

1. Open all cells to all jails and release all Palestinians at once directly into the Palestinian controlled areas.

2. Israel will consolidate and withdraw from 85% of all west bank lands.

3. Israel will completely finish all borders with any Palestinian lands, sealing them off to ZERO traffic.

4. Israel will start expelling any Arab citizen of Israel that is convicted of treason against the State of Israel and will legally strip thier citizenship.

5. Israel will cut off all water, electricity & medical services to any and all "Palestinian Areas"

6. ANY rocket attacks coming from Palestinian areas will be responded to with 10 fold rocket attacks at populated areas.

7. Israel will direct 10% of her R & D on fuel cell, bio-fuels & solar technology. Israel will share this technology with all peoples of the world to reduce usage of oil & oil by products.

8. Israel will expel any family members of suicide bombers from israel and strip citizenship of said persons.

9. Any islamic persons causing terrorism and shall die from said events will be wrapped in pig skins and dumped into the sea.

10. Any threats to the State of Israel made by heads of state (example Iran) will be responded to as acts of war and will be responded to by destruction of oil platforms, electric grids, major industrial targets, additional public comments by heads of enemy states will cause the destruction of thier governmental buildings, dams and other high value targets.

11. Any incursions on the border that israel sets for it's self will cause the dropping of 1 - 5 million cluster bomblets to be dropped on areas used to traverse borders.

12. Any attack on Jewish places of worship or community will be responded on by attacks on Islamic holy sites, starting with the Dome of the Rock, and ending with the bombing of the black rock.

this is my 1st draft at a peace plan....

any comments?

8 Comments:

Blogger Tiger said...

Hey, Occupation, your plan looks fine to me. Here's an urban legend for ya:

Once in US history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The US soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch. They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Goesh said...

don't stop blogging now

1:20 PM  
Blogger What is "Occupation" said...

i wont, just a little busy expanding my small minute business and moving into new bigger digs

7:30 AM  
Blogger Blacksmith Jade said...

Haha, what a joke!

7:36 PM  
Blogger The good people of Biffin Bridge said...

What a thoroughly nasty ignorant manifesto but I’m told moderate by Israeli standards or are you holding back sweetheart.
Oh and one more thing there is no god, so it was all for nothing. Stop being a hypocrite and start becoming a human being.

12:12 PM  
Blogger What is "Occupation" said...

What a thoroughly nasty ignorant manifesto but I’m told moderate by Israeli standards or are you holding back sweetheart.
Oh and one more thing there is no god, so it was all for nothing. Stop being a hypocrite and start becoming a human being.

well then tell us oh great one, WHY my points are nasty...

any fool can just say, nasty....

8:16 AM  
Blogger Abu Ali said...

I have a better idea. You release all prisoners of all arab nationalities back to their countries. You evacuate all occupied arab land. You leave the arabs alone and we leave you lot alone.

NOW. An agreement must be drawn up with the rest of the world. The agreement is whoever so much as kicks a stone into the territory of the other peoples land or wounds any citizen or damages any type of infrastucture must face from every single country in the world - conjoined. So, any of the set rules broken will result with the armies of the whole world invading the agressors...sound fair?

5:04 AM  
Blogger What is "Occupation" said...

abu,

excellent idea...

but let's evacuate all arabs from the USA, Europe, Africa & Asia too!

Now the arabs must leave the berbers, kurds, coptics lands...

how is that?

7:54 AM  

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